What’s the lowest you’ll go on it?
“What’s the lowest you’ll go on it? 2 mph. Anything less than that and you’ll tip over.”
Craigslist pile of junk
“It’ll make a nice lawn ornament for someone. Great for kids, why buy a jungle gym?”
Louisville, Kentucky
Free Unopened Pasta!
Free to a good home!
New York, New York
Possessed Dodge
“Wrecked 2001 Dodge Ram 3500 Wagon May be possessed”
Keysville, Virginia